After years of studies and soul-searching amonst the mountains of the Atlantic Ocean.

Dr Chee Kia and I have developed a new language.
We call it 'Gibberish' and this new language will spread all over the world like a storm.

It all started when we were scaling Mount Fuji.
There was snow storm and we were forced to take cover in a cave.
Chee Kia started a fire and the light from the flame revealed some engravings on the cave walls.
It was in Kanji.
A form of Japanese writing. But it was in ancient writing so it took us hours to decipher it.
The engravings had a title followed by a full paragraph.
The title read 'Giiburoishu'.
We did not know what it meant but as we read on
We found out that 'Giiburoishu' was a form of language spoken by ancient Russians.
But the Russians did not call it 'Giiburoishu'. It had another name which was not stated in the paragraph.
But it looked like the language had Prussian and Spanish influences when one says the language out loud.
Russians probably brought the language to Japan and from there the Japanese modified the language.
The language helped us understand old Japanese and Russian languages and their ancient ties.
For example: Their struggle against the Mongols.

Old 'Giiburoishu' consisted of really long sentences. They have words for every punctuation and words to show tenses.

Me and Dr Chee Kia has added a few English-style grammar to this language in hopes that it will make learning the language easier. Our modifications has also shortened full sentences to a single word.

This is were our first lesson starts.

The first sentence we are going to learn is: 'Gopfa'
Which is 'Pleased to meet you' in English.
Notice we shortened the sentence drastically.

To reply to a 'Gopfa'
We say: 'Tapfa'
Which is 'Not only you but everyone's pleased to meet me'

So try this out with your friends.
Do not worry. More lessons on 'Gibberish' will come.
So stay tuned!

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