Dear Ladro

I bumped into you on my way to school.
I tripped over and fell into a pool.
Into pool of stool.
It was not cool.

I stood up and my wallet was gone.
Oh why did you take my cash you evil prawn.
I will have revenge before dusk comes to dawn.
And you'd wish you were never born.

I spotted you, doing the same prank.
This time it was bigger, you were robbing a bank.
Tearing down safes with a single plank.
Oh my word, your mind must've been blank.
I mean, who the hell robs a bank with a plank?!

I had to stop you, I had a frying pan.
I'll knock you out cold, that was my plan.
I take you on, hand-to-hand.
But it turns out, youre not a man!?

I've only seen glimpses of you.
I guess my eyes were blurred with all that poo.
Once I saw you, I knew my plan couldn't come true.
Our eyes connected, and our hearts too.

But you are a robber.
And I've never taken a dollar.
Can we be together?
We had a bond no blade could ever sever.

Drop your sack of cash.
Lets get out before sirens starts to flash.
We'll find a place we can crash.
Hidden from the world's unlawful lash.

Do not fret.
We'll soon be free from the universe's dread.
I won't stop, until you're safe on a bed.
You and I, yes this is fate.

That was the time we first met each other.
Those times, I will always remember.
An odd love story we made together.
But you know it doesn't matter.

Because Dear Ladro,
You are my fovrever.

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