HARLO!!dis is zafir's bro azri!!yah
urm..sooo...dunno wad to type...
i left my phone and wallet at my cousin's place...
and..now im still thinking if my cousin is reading my messages...
or stole my moneyh..
Naa
they wont do that..
cause they r mah cousins sooo bye!
urm..sooo...dunno wad to type...
i left my phone and wallet at my cousin's place...
and..now im still thinking if my cousin is reading my messages...
or stole my moneyh..
Naa
they wont do that..
cause they r mah cousins sooo bye!
Labels: Vlog
Dear Ladro
I bumped into you on my way to school.
I tripped over and fell into a pool.
Into pool of stool.
It was not cool.
I stood up and my wallet was gone.
Oh why did you take my cash you evil prawn.
I will have revenge before dusk comes to dawn.
And you'd wish you were never born.
I spotted you, doing the same prank.
This time it was bigger, you were robbing a bank.
Tearing down safes with a single plank.
Oh my word, your mind must've been blank.
I mean, who the hell robs a bank with a plank?!
I had to stop you, I had a frying pan.
I'll knock you out cold, that was my plan.
I take you on, hand-to-hand.
But it turns out, youre not a man!?
I've only seen glimpses of you.
I guess my eyes were blurred with all that poo.
Once I saw you, I knew my plan couldn't come true.
Our eyes connected, and our hearts too.
But you are a robber.
And I've never taken a dollar.
Can we be together?
We had a bond no blade could ever sever.
Drop your sack of cash.
Lets get out before sirens starts to flash.
We'll find a place we can crash.
Hidden from the world's unlawful lash.
Do not fret.
We'll soon be free from the universe's dread.
I won't stop, until you're safe on a bed.
You and I, yes this is fate.
That was the time we first met each other.
Those times, I will always remember.
An odd love story we made together.
But you know it doesn't matter.
Because Dear Ladro,
You are my fovrever.
I bumped into you on my way to school.
I tripped over and fell into a pool.
Into pool of stool.
It was not cool.
I stood up and my wallet was gone.
Oh why did you take my cash you evil prawn.
I will have revenge before dusk comes to dawn.
And you'd wish you were never born.
I spotted you, doing the same prank.
This time it was bigger, you were robbing a bank.
Tearing down safes with a single plank.
Oh my word, your mind must've been blank.
I mean, who the hell robs a bank with a plank?!
I had to stop you, I had a frying pan.
I'll knock you out cold, that was my plan.
I take you on, hand-to-hand.
But it turns out, youre not a man!?
I've only seen glimpses of you.
I guess my eyes were blurred with all that poo.
Once I saw you, I knew my plan couldn't come true.
Our eyes connected, and our hearts too.
But you are a robber.
And I've never taken a dollar.
Can we be together?
We had a bond no blade could ever sever.
Drop your sack of cash.
Lets get out before sirens starts to flash.
We'll find a place we can crash.
Hidden from the world's unlawful lash.
Do not fret.
We'll soon be free from the universe's dread.
I won't stop, until you're safe on a bed.
You and I, yes this is fate.
That was the time we first met each other.
Those times, I will always remember.
An odd love story we made together.
But you know it doesn't matter.
Because Dear Ladro,
You are my fovrever.
Labels: Fun Stuff
Short video on hunting Santa. Of course Santa never appeared.
Cameradude- Azri (bro)
Camera provider- Raziq (bro)
Gun spray painted by Raziq.
The rest is all me.
Labels: Vlog
Ugh...
I so have nothing to do.
I'm waiting for my new Vlog to be converted? So that Blogger can support the file?
It's taking really long and I have a special Christmas skit for my fans.
It's the first Vlog I've ever acted out. Forgive my amateurism.
The Vlog on my favourite 5 babes will be postponed. So I apologize for the inconvenience caused. I know some people who are really excited for this one.
I gotta get back to editting.
So seeya on my next Vlog!
Beg Beg Beg
Jingle Jingle...
I so have nothing to do.
I'm waiting for my new Vlog to be converted? So that Blogger can support the file?
It's taking really long and I have a special Christmas skit for my fans.
It's the first Vlog I've ever acted out. Forgive my amateurism.
The Vlog on my favourite 5 babes will be postponed. So I apologize for the inconvenience caused. I know some people who are really excited for this one.
I gotta get back to editting.
So seeya on my next Vlog!
Beg Beg Beg
Jingle Jingle...
Labels: Stories
Hey its moi again.
I talk about
Art, Lower bodies, and Pictures...
Basically 3 plus minutes of crap.
Labels: Vlog
Take this!
Labels: Vlog
Love me.
The bobble head was gift from my friend. Thank You Zi Yuan for the bobble head.
Anyway brace yourself for the next Vlog! Its gonna be all about babes!
Labels: Vlog
Right.
Yesterday was Monday.
And I think I was only home for 2 hours on Monday, after I woke up.
Like I said in my previous post, I went shopping with Daryl-tan, but I didn't buy anything in the end.
BOOHOO.
After giving up on shopping, I went to the swimming pool to... sit.
HAHA!
I didn't come prepared.
And at night was like, camping. My uncle for got his portable grill. So we made a real-life CAMPFIRE!
I was still roasting my first chicken when the rest had already finished eating they're second.
I'm leaving Singapore tomorrow (Wednesday). A four-day trip, I'll be back on Saturday. Might come back on Friday.
I'm ending this post here.
Do I sound sad in this post?
Anyway here's some pictures of the camping trip which I took using my special Night-Vision camera.
NIGHT VISION! Oooooh...
So... Beg for more. I love it when you guys beg me for more, but so far, no one has ever begged me.
(Scroll down for a beached whale :D)
Yesterday was Monday.
And I think I was only home for 2 hours on Monday, after I woke up.
Like I said in my previous post, I went shopping with Daryl-tan, but I didn't buy anything in the end.
BOOHOO.
After giving up on shopping, I went to the swimming pool to... sit.
HAHA!
I didn't come prepared.
And at night was like, camping. My uncle for got his portable grill. So we made a real-life CAMPFIRE!
I was still roasting my first chicken when the rest had already finished eating they're second.
I'm leaving Singapore tomorrow (Wednesday). A four-day trip, I'll be back on Saturday. Might come back on Friday.
I'm ending this post here.
Do I sound sad in this post?
Anyway here's some pictures of the camping trip which I took using my special Night-Vision camera.
NIGHT VISION! Oooooh...
So... Beg for more. I love it when you guys beg me for more, but so far, no one has ever begged me.
(Scroll down for a beached whale :D)
Labels: Stories
'Just click the link and fall in love with me'
That's my personal message on my Windows Live Messenger.
But if guys have clicking on my blog link... Does that mean that they're falling in love with me too?
OMW!
That's my personal message on my Windows Live Messenger.
But if guys have clicking on my blog link... Does that mean that they're falling in love with me too?
OMW!
Labels: Comma-less, Fun Stuff
Saturday.
I was supposed to go camping with my family but I didn't feel like it.
Yesterday was like,
Friday.
And I went ice-skating with Akid and pals.
There were girls there, I think I made someone jealous.
I thought I was pretty good at ice-skating. It's like inline skating, on ICE! I thought I did pretty well, and my worst fall was me falling flat on my face. OWW? And I got her number? *winks.
Heheh.
I'm going shopping with Daryl on Monday. Not telling everyone what I'm gonna buy.
SSSHHH..
And that is all. Tiny post for a tiny today... That didn't make sense.
Yeah... SORRY! No rants. Or Ramblings.
I really should get pictures up!
Oh! I'm home alone now. I wish I could get people over. ehh...
Sleeping in my living room. With the TV on. Oh woah! Wait.. Wait. There's like a horror movie on!
OH SHIT. I hate horror?!
Can I change the channel? Please?
"No you can't Zafir"
WHOS THAT? How do you know my name?
-Beg for more...
Aarrghhh..!
I was supposed to go camping with my family but I didn't feel like it.
Yesterday was like,
Friday.
And I went ice-skating with Akid and pals.
There were girls there, I think I made someone jealous.
I thought I was pretty good at ice-skating. It's like inline skating, on ICE! I thought I did pretty well, and my worst fall was me falling flat on my face. OWW? And I got her number? *winks.
Heheh.
I'm going shopping with Daryl on Monday. Not telling everyone what I'm gonna buy.
SSSHHH..
And that is all. Tiny post for a tiny today... That didn't make sense.
Yeah... SORRY! No rants. Or Ramblings.
I really should get pictures up!
Oh! I'm home alone now. I wish I could get people over. ehh...
Sleeping in my living room. With the TV on. Oh woah! Wait.. Wait. There's like a horror movie on!
OH SHIT. I hate horror?!
Can I change the channel? Please?
"No you can't Zafir"
WHOS THAT? How do you know my name?
-Beg for more...
Aarrghhh..!
Labels: Stories
No way this blog will be dead. Noo...
Labels: Fun Stuff, Jokes, Mind Randoms
Arite, I have patched up my blog so that it'll be the trendiest blog in the neighbourhood.
Update 1.1:
-Added Twitter (so please do follow me)
-I'm sure everyone noticed the Firefox ad.
You know, actually that's just it.
Just felt like posting something here.
Update 1.1:
-Added Twitter (so please do follow me)
-I'm sure everyone noticed the Firefox ad.
You know, actually that's just it.
Just felt like posting something here.
Labels: Patches
SEZAIRI AND SYLVIA?!!
WHAT THE??? WHYY???
I DISAGREE. What the? What's wrong with Singapore. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!!
Then Tabitha? What about her? HUH?! WHAT ABOUT HER HUH?!
WHAT THE??? WHYY???
I DISAGREE. What the? What's wrong with Singapore. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!!
Then Tabitha? What about her? HUH?! WHAT ABOUT HER HUH?!
Labels: Fun Stuff
Happy Tuesday everyone.
I'm so glad I didn't waste today.
Been at home for a while. Everyone seems to be working. No one is free.
I'll be busy next year too, because work starts on January next year.
I don't know what to rant about today. So maybe I won't be ranting.
Went to the gym with Akid today.
And at the gym, this buff idiot person kept staring at us.
After the gym, we headed over to Burger King for lunch. You know, to replace lost calories.
And at BK, I kept looking at the girls beside us.
Woohoo!
I am so anti-online relationships. I think they're for really desperate individuals who can't get attached in real life. Because online, they can pretend to be somebody they're not. I think it's really pathetic, I mean like, you've never met this person and you want to be his girlfriend? These people, they usually turn out to be nerds and geeks with horrible teeth in real life. "I hathh to geth home coth i hath dathe with my gf"
"How many exes do you have?"
"27?"
"Wow!"
And they're all stuttering geeks.
WTH?
Try logging on to Habbo Hotel or IMVU. IT is full of despos. "I MUSSSTT HAZ A GF!! I MUST HAZ ONE!" "I MUSZ FEEL HOWZ IT LIKE TO BE IN LUVV"
You can never be happy in these relationships. Whats wrong with these people. And when they're bored, they just break-up.
"Hey are you looking for a bf?"
"Uhmm yeah :)"
"I'll tell you when I find one okay?"
Take that sistah.
Was that a rant? I think it was.
OOH Hidayah. Where did you go? Left me on Sunday. Never heard from you again. Return as fast as you can! And I'll take you on that adventure I told you about.
We'll set off right away. Immediately after your return. Do you know that our hearts cry whenever you and I part? (well, at least mine does). Everytime you leave, songs of sorrow fill my head. So come back quick and never go away again.
Tuesday, as promised. :D
Ending this post here. I have another post in the making.
So I'm sure everyone will return begging for more.
Happy day... Happy...
I'm so glad I didn't waste today.
Been at home for a while. Everyone seems to be working. No one is free.
I'll be busy next year too, because work starts on January next year.
I don't know what to rant about today. So maybe I won't be ranting.
Went to the gym with Akid today.
And at the gym, this buff idiot person kept staring at us.
After the gym, we headed over to Burger King for lunch. You know, to replace lost calories.
And at BK, I kept looking at the girls beside us.
Woohoo!
I am so anti-online relationships. I think they're for really desperate individuals who can't get attached in real life. Because online, they can pretend to be somebody they're not. I think it's really pathetic, I mean like, you've never met this person and you want to be his girlfriend? These people, they usually turn out to be nerds and geeks with horrible teeth in real life. "I hathh to geth home coth i hath dathe with my gf"
"How many exes do you have?"
"27?"
"Wow!"
And they're all stuttering geeks.
WTH?
Try logging on to Habbo Hotel or IMVU. IT is full of despos. "I MUSSSTT HAZ A GF!! I MUST HAZ ONE!" "I MUSZ FEEL HOWZ IT LIKE TO BE IN LUVV"
You can never be happy in these relationships. Whats wrong with these people. And when they're bored, they just break-up.
"Hey are you looking for a bf?"
"Uhmm yeah :)"
"I'll tell you when I find one okay?"
Take that sistah.
Was that a rant? I think it was.
OOH Hidayah. Where did you go? Left me on Sunday. Never heard from you again. Return as fast as you can! And I'll take you on that adventure I told you about.
We'll set off right away. Immediately after your return. Do you know that our hearts cry whenever you and I part? (well, at least mine does). Everytime you leave, songs of sorrow fill my head. So come back quick and never go away again.
Tuesday, as promised. :D
Ending this post here. I have another post in the making.
So I'm sure everyone will return begging for more.
Happy day... Happy...
Labels: Stories
5 days since I wrote something here. I'm sure everyone's missing me.
Is laziness a good enough excuse?
Mom went on a 2-day trip without us.
I think she deserved the time off from all the work shes been doing.
Everything's dieing here on my side. But this shall not be an emo post!
I think Fred on Youtube is a loner? Celebs like Lisa Nova and Shane Dawson have really close ties with each other. I don't see any Fred videos with Kassem G or Kevin Jumba. Oh and try watching one of his videos and muting the audio. It's like watching a sad handicapped teenager with severe face spasms.
I don't think Fred will sue me for this because he gets all this from everyone evertime.
Right Fred?
I'm thinking of opening a blog shop. Or at least a shop online. I wanna sell sculptures. You know... Those tiny miniatures of things like soldiers or aeroplanes. I think I'm going to sell them for about $300. Yes I know not everyone will be able to afford to afford it.
So... GET A JOB!
And what's up with the stupid group names on Facebook?
-'I pull when the sign says push?'
-'I stop typing to see what my friends are typing but so do they'?
-'I clean my toothpick after I'm done picking my teeth so that I can reuse it and at the same time save the Earth'
WTH? How lame can these people get? And people are joining them because it's 'funny'?
I don't think its funny.
I think its lame and these people should really literally GET A LIFE!
That's all for now. I think this is the first post I've actually ranted about something.
2 things actually
Seeya. And remember! Beg for MORE!
P.S. Notice I didn't use commas in this post. Yeah thats because my comma button on my keyboard failed on me.
Let it all out...
Is laziness a good enough excuse?
Mom went on a 2-day trip without us.
I think she deserved the time off from all the work shes been doing.
Everything's dieing here on my side. But this shall not be an emo post!
I think Fred on Youtube is a loner? Celebs like Lisa Nova and Shane Dawson have really close ties with each other. I don't see any Fred videos with Kassem G or Kevin Jumba. Oh and try watching one of his videos and muting the audio. It's like watching a sad handicapped teenager with severe face spasms.
I don't think Fred will sue me for this because he gets all this from everyone evertime.
Right Fred?
I'm thinking of opening a blog shop. Or at least a shop online. I wanna sell sculptures. You know... Those tiny miniatures of things like soldiers or aeroplanes. I think I'm going to sell them for about $300. Yes I know not everyone will be able to afford to afford it.
So... GET A JOB!
And what's up with the stupid group names on Facebook?
-'I pull when the sign says push?'
-'I stop typing to see what my friends are typing but so do they'?
-'I clean my toothpick after I'm done picking my teeth so that I can reuse it and at the same time save the Earth'
WTH? How lame can these people get? And people are joining them because it's 'funny'?
I don't think its funny.
I think its lame and these people should really literally GET A LIFE!
That's all for now. I think this is the first post I've actually ranted about something.
2 things actually
Seeya. And remember! Beg for MORE!
P.S. Notice I didn't use commas in this post. Yeah thats because my comma button on my keyboard failed on me.
Let it all out...
Labels: Stories
Yes!
A lazy day!
Have been having fun everyday since... that... ended.
And finally today I could do stuff at my own pace.
Did you know
The new Hansaplast bandage plasters are sooo difficult to tear open?
My toe was bleeding yesterday so I went to Guardian to get some band-aids. I bought the Hansaplast 'Antiseptic' plasters. They came in this new hi-tech packaging which was a PAIN to rip open! My toe was... BLEEDING and I had to put up with the stupid double-layered packaging.
I mean...
Who the hell uses two layers of cardboard packaging for a box of plasters?
What if it was an emergency? I think the victim would've probably already bled to death and thank you Hansaplast for killing him!
My brother spray painted his Nerf.
Now its all cool and black.
Sleek...
Tsall for now.
There will be more tomorrow. I pwomise!
Beg for more. The more you beg the more you get.
(OMW. Hansaplast makes condoms?!)
gahhh... my toe
A lazy day!
Have been having fun everyday since... that... ended.
And finally today I could do stuff at my own pace.
Did you know
The new Hansaplast bandage plasters are sooo difficult to tear open?
My toe was bleeding yesterday so I went to Guardian to get some band-aids. I bought the Hansaplast 'Antiseptic' plasters. They came in this new hi-tech packaging which was a PAIN to rip open! My toe was... BLEEDING and I had to put up with the stupid double-layered packaging.
I mean...
Who the hell uses two layers of cardboard packaging for a box of plasters?
What if it was an emergency? I think the victim would've probably already bled to death and thank you Hansaplast for killing him!
My brother spray painted his Nerf.
Now its all cool and black.
Sleek...
Tsall for now.
There will be more tomorrow. I pwomise!
Beg for more. The more you beg the more you get.
(OMW. Hansaplast makes condoms?!)
gahhh... my toe