Some pretty girl came up to my house and said :

"Hi, I'm here to collect old newspapers"

And I was in front of my computer, no life-ing away, in pants that is not really presentable.

First thing I thought was "Oh shit, my pants!"
So I acted cool, I gave a "Oh yeah, uhm, lets see, hold on alright?"

Then I reappeared with a stack of newspapers and I said "Can you manage that?"

She said "Yeah thanks"

Oh my.

How glamorous of me.

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